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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Remus: And just remember kids: Be sass, kill bass, smoke grass, and eat ass.

Logan:

Roman:

Virgil:

Patton: ᶜᵃⁿ ʷᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ⁿᶦᶜᵉ ᵈᶦⁿⁿᵉʳ ᶠᵒʳ ᵒⁿᶜᵉ

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  • Minerva: So, what did we practice you would say to Rogue?
  • Sting: “Will you go out with me tomorrow night?”
  • Minerva: And what did you say to Rogue?
  • Sting: I accidentally told him to suck my dick.
  • Minerva: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY TELL SOMEONE TO SUCK YOUR DICK?
  • Sting: I PANICKED!

Voltron Headcanons

For all Lance’s flirting and innuendos, he is actually very shy when it comes to romance.

Keith is secretly a huge romantic.

Pidge and Matt blew a mission because they kept singing the “don’t be suspicious” song and kept dancing to it while making weird noises.

  • Shiro could hear them the whole time.

Allura knows everybody’s secrets because late at night before bed she and the mice will just sit down on her bed and gossip for a good hour about what is happening with the castle and the paladins

  • Allura is Pidge’s source for gossip about her OTPs.

Shiro calls everybody “son”.

  • Except for Allura.

 Allura and Lance have developed a new game where they’ll just flirt back and forth to make Shiro and Keith jealous.

  • Because of this Keith and Shiro are panicking late at night.

Lance and Allura have weekly spa days in Blue.

  • Even Blue gets her nails painted.
  •        Blue is the fanciest lion.

Keith watches watched Lance’s silk show on a laptop after he left for the BoM.

Lance is actually very perceptive and cares deeply about people, even if he just met them.

  • Even Keith.
  • Especially Keith.

Lance calls Keith every night before he goes to bed.

  • Even if he doesn’t pick up Lance will leave a voicemail to let him know what’s happening at the castle.
  • Keith listens to the voicemails every morning to start his day off on a high note.
  • Keith gets extremely worried when Lance doesn’t leave a voicemail and makes a point to check up with Kollivan as subtly as he can to make sure Voltron didn’t, like, blow up or something.

Lance sleeps in Keith’s room.

  • Like, he’ll still use his own room, but when he starts missing Keith he just curls up on Keith’s bed with a Red plushie.

Hunk and Pidge created a small mansion for the mice in every paladin’s room that includes automatic doors that can lock, a pool, a kitchen with working appliances, AC, and heating.

  • Except for in “Shiro’s” room.
  • The mice don’t like Shiro.

Coran gets homesick.

  • When he does he just goes to Lance, and the two will talk about their homes together and listen to the other when he talks.

Coran had a husband back on Altea.

Allura sometimes slips up when she’s tired and calls Shiro “Daddy”.

  • Pidge busted a lung.
  • They had to put them in a healing pod.

Hunk had two moms.

Hunk is Hawaiian.

Hunk stress eats.

  • That’s why the paladins typically eat a huge amount of food for dinner.
  • They never finish it all, so they give some to the mice for the mice’s smol fridge and use the rest as compost/fertilizer for Kaltenecker’s little grassy space.

Lance gardens sometimes when he’s sad and Coran isn’t there to talk.

  • He talks to Kaltenecker.
  • Kaltenecker and Lance have a bond.
  • Nobody else understands it.

Allura is scared of Kaltenecker after Lance showed her how to get milk.

  • Coran accepted it after Lance told him about his family farm on Earth.
  • He just accepted it as a weird Earth culture.
  • He still avoids Kaltenecker, though.

Pidge, Hunk, and Lance found out Allura’s birthday.

  • They fixed Alfor’s broken thingy so that Allura could talk to him again.
  • It was her birthday present.
  • It was Lance’s idea
  • Lance freaked out when she started crying.

Lance was the oldest sibling.

  • His birthday was forgotten a lot, so the paladins threw a huge party for him.
  • He cried.

Back on Earth, Lance’s birthday is like a sad holiday for the McClain household.

  • They don’t believe he’s dead.
  • Lance’s youngest sibling before he left went full-on Pidge/Katie mode.
  • He’s in the Garrison now looking for clues.

Coran makes weird Altean dishes.

  • Lance is the only one who eats them.
  • When the other paladins make icky faces he glares at them while chewing.

  • It scares the fuck out of them.

  • They eventually try Coran’s food.Coran is a happy man.

  • They like the food.Coran is a happier man.
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